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[laughter] Youre not Liam Neeson. Ive got to go back to LA. Well, Ill see you Monday, right? I was like, Why? Well, you work here. For this, we honor it with a Peabody Award. This is really nice. And I look at her, and Im like, Oh, my God. I love you. The special navigates serious subjects while still being laugh-out-loud funny. Tools, Clear History. Hasan Minhaj Answers Increasingly Personal Questions. Its too late. Let me know if you want some tix. All caps. I jump off, I somehow land, I get on my bike. Coming Soon. She was like, Fuck that. Streaming Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King (2017) sub indo. The release date of Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King is May 22, 2017. Dont just, like, go into it. I park my bike. His age is apparent throughout the specialboth in the cultural references scattered throughout (including a decent impression of the rapper Drake, several uses of the catchphrase YOLO, a mention of being #blessed), and in the way he youthfully leaps and bounds across the stage while telling his stories. The crowd looks large, but the show still feels intimate, thanks to unique cinematography that often finds Minhaj addressing cameras directly. Dont do that. In the photo hes like, You had better get all As. Like, lets be real. I would get, like, Hanson Minaja Sahan Minha. Saddam Hussein. It was my English teacher. Everyones, How did it go? Youre like, Positive thoughts. No, its not happening. People say, Your parents dont love you. I think our parents love us. This year wouldnt be the same without you. No one is. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. You cant do that. Dont be tacky. But, you know, if life gives you lemons, sometimes youve got to make revenge lemonade. Sprinkle in a little irony. A lot of time. Youre not Hasan Minhaj. Love intrinsically is bigger than fear, he declares. He goes, Hey, man, just slow down. I was a lover. This is a real show on NBC. Directed by: Christopher Storer So I just see a giant shadow walking towards me, and I hear his accomplishments at each step. Patriot Act. Number two, you want me to change my life to appease some aunty and uncle Im never going to see? 7:07. I remember being in the grocery store. Birthdays arent their thing. Youll need them later. Like, I had vision as a six-year-old. I am Jon Stewart. Now Im stuttering. Homecoming King navigates serious subjects while still being laugh-out-loud funny. He was brought up in a conservative Muslim home; unlike with other comedians, you can sense the eternal good kid. Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. 86% - Audience. I was like, Oh, hey, whats up? You are shitting on my dreams. I didnt say that. Im doing that right now. Ah, yogurt. Or milk. Were all going to prom? "Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester" is set to premiere worldwide on Oct. 4 on Netflix. Are we? No pepperoni! And then Hindus, they like statues. You should be proud. Who is proud? Fresh TV Trailers. His body temperature is so low that he looks blue. My dad picked it up before me. Available in: 720p.WEB 1080p.WEB WEB: same quality as BluRay Download Subtitles. Why is it every time the collateral damage has to be death, for us to talk about this? Ra-jesh Ren-gat-ra-ma-na-ja-na-nam. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. JOIN NOW I wanted to say that. I think about it all the time. Thats a big hand. Walk in there, be confident. Tools, Clear History. Youre not funny. She closes her book. Its just 90 minutes of build-up to no payoff. Youre good. Im balancing the corsage. What does it mean? Its a term of endearment in my culture, meaning brother. A blank stare? [makes long, crackling, buzzing noise] [blows] If someone picked up the phone, Hey, get off the phone! Fox News has taught me that. I want that bike. But I was like, Hang on to your cards. I hated her. Im the only br0wn kid at school, Dad is the only br0wn guy at work. #Calc. But what makes matters worse is, you had me socially crucified in front of everybody. So Im walking back to the Camry, then I hear a voice behind me. You choked, right? Dont worry, it wont take long. Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. He drags in this big box and goes, Aisha, open the box. She cuts open the box and unfurls one of the flaps, and I see Toys R Us emblazoned on one of the flaps. Im standing there. Why cant I put my head down and do what Im supposed to do? Be like this, be like this. [laughter] [whistling, whooping] Whats up? Do that with this, and then lick the lips and go, Whats up? Im practicing it. Dax wonders if Hasan is attracted to . I pick up my Toyota Camry L-motherfucking-E. Dont you ever forget about it. All Rights Reserved |, at the White House Correspondents Dinner, With The Car the Arctic Monkeys continue to mature, Subversive art can enrich our understanding of Christ, Harriet Tubman inspires deeper awe of the abolitionist. Cool. I just walk up and Im like, Alright, yeah. What happened was, my dad would go back and forth to India to visit my mom, and during one trip he knocked her up. You dont get it, man. I was like, Its about to go down. Najmi marries Question Mark, they come to the States, I come out. Rajesh Rengatramanajananam, I want you so bad. Cloth interior for life. Does the Catholic Church really believe women are people? I wanted to protect you. So I actually have the audacity of equality. Lets go to the airport. Gotham Comedy Club, New York City. And somehow he makes it through. I want to be Batman. Well, of course. I have to change my pants. Life is tough and sometimes you dont know what youre doing. Reply, son. My dad is the leader of the household. This is the American dream. Maybe hes right. Listen, me and my girlfriends live in Manhattan and we were wondering if we could get some tix? Question mark. I need the claps. I cant believe it. Killing it! You know what I mean? Married. Why dont we study at your house? I was like, Ive got to go. What, invite you over to my house? I run up to her. Its a very heavy ring. Br0wn love is very conditional. God made Black saints. No one did that. Davis California.. I recently got married, you guys. He talks to Sam about being an Indian American Muslim,. [laughter] What about Mr Rengatramanajananam? Shes like, I hit it off with this guy. I would love to meet up. Shes like, Yeah, lets meet up. And I go from LA to New York, direct flight. She has a PhD. You should get married. Thats a Hall of Fame br0wn dad decision. 78% - Critics. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. You should follow your dreams. [laughter] Maybe I will. Meanwhile, I I didnt go to grad school. I just want my mom. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! I was like, Fuck that. Im signing this piece of paper and looking at him, and I feel like Im signing a death certificate. One shot, Eight Mile. Not going to be a doctor? Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 2017 | Maturity Rating: TV-MA | 1h 12m | Comedies Comic Hasan Minhaj of "The Daily Show" shares personal stories about racism, immigrant parents, prom night horrors and more in this stand-up special. They love them. Do you know what thats like? That was our World War I, man. Im a scaredy-cat. When you first fall in love, you get that first taste of the Heisenberg blue. Im looking at my dad and I see all five-seven of him. Shes crying. Jim Jefferies: High n Dry (2023) | Transcript, Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue SNL (2022) | Transcript, Dave Chappelle: Whats in a Name (2022) | Transcript, Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever (2022) | Transcript. This is what I do. Long time no see, indeed. [talks gibberish in high-pitched voice] Seven years. So I tell him the prom story. Minhaj. Moms a ninja, Dads a communist? Im trying to talk to somebody! Thats how we would communicate. Are you fucking kidding? I could give it to you. Whatever I lacked in real-life game, my digital game bananas. I was like, Are we getting married? I dont know. Im choking. Hasan sits down with the Armchair Expert to discuss feeling overwhelmed by the balance of life and work and the effect of trends and forces in his life. I redefined political satire and comedy. Jasuriah? I cant hear you, Dad. Im crushing life. As immigrants we always have to put on these press releases to prove our patriotism. Nothing! You could wake up any immigrant father from a 12-hour nap, and theyd say [angry yawn] Why do I have to pay taxes? Youre like, Jesus Wed do everything. Dont say you dont like Water Runs Dry. They did this to me. To tell them youre good enough. Come on! Were auditioning. This is what Dad fought for. Ding-dong. Shes like, Next time, me, you and Raj should hang out. Im like, Yeah, lets not do that. And Im walking to the subway station. Me and Dad run outside and all the windows on the Camry are smashed in. Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. Not this guy. My life is definitive proof that once you go br0wn, youve got to lock that shit down. Now Im standing outside the restaurant and I cant even concentrate, because I know shes more evolved than me. And shes like, Dad, I did not fly out from Philly for this. [laughter] Beena is so legit. And I look over her shoulder, and I see Jeff Burke putting a corsage on Bethanys wrist. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant parents. I was like, No! Say something. She starts talking about rent control and I cut her off. Vanity Fair. Wheres Osama? Hey, 2631 Regatta Lane, thats where you live, right? But for me, I was born here. I can imagine being a father, missing your daughters first steps, her first time saying Dada Thats a hard thing. Gods not like, Youre racist. The pendulum swings back and forth for me. But for the most part, I actually think about it the way my dad does. And I had a sister. God bless. Whats that smell? Im not going to open myself up to that. [laughter] They wont get it, dude. Your email address will not be published. Fast enough to get there, but slow enough to not get pit stains. Im going to sneak out. [panting] Alright, go. Not you, not you, not you. Kind of like tonight. Well in Homecoming King, Hasan Minhaj explores his experiences of growing up as a first-generation immigrant in hilarious detail, taking long-gone embarrassments and turning them into. But as soon as I say that He looks at me like I believe in Santa. He cant do this. Weeks go by. Weve all been there. Say it again. Its not fair, because shes not a refugee. [audience sighs] And shes like, Oh, my God, honey, did Bethany not tell you? Log kya kahenge? I didnt know how to feel, until this. We got our first A-list celebrity to back the Muslim community. Life, liberty, pursuit of happiness. I have opinions. No, you dont. The night of prom rolls around. He served as an associate producer for the Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King special, released on Netflix in May 2017. Hasan bhai! Im like, Yo, kick rocks! I go play tetherball. But I had to ask her the question that were all thinking. I call my girl. One night, were on the living room table. Hasan bhai! And Im in full hover-hands mode, because I have no idea who this person is. You shouldnt relax. And I can feel it. photo printing bundaberg. Homecoming King, the story of the "New Brown America," is based on true events from Minhaj's first generation Indian-American experience. Just confirm how you got your ticket. I was like, Yo, Facebook! Have you seen the show called The Slap? You know Bills demeanor. I cured it. Weve got to clean this up. Zen! She follows me into the bathroom. Youre not. Oh, my God. In 82, Seema could get Look at that red langa. You know, I kept doing comedy. Dont clap. So I cant say anything. She went to an Ivy League law school. Dave Chappelle talks about Kanye West, the 2022 midterm elections and Donald Trump. Fuck this, man! Hey, you sand n*gger, wheres Osama?. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King Photos View All Photos Movie Info Genre: Comedy, Stand-up Director: Christopher Storer Release Date (Streaming): May 23, 2017 Runtime: 1h 12m Cast & Crew Hasan. Hasan Minhaj, 4.3 GPA, kissed a white girl. What an amazing way to go. Youre going to die. You look the same. So how do I explain this? Its not like a broken condom where youre like, Im in! [laughter] Eight years. Just all traps. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your account. Thank you, thank you. All of us? Im laughing so hard, Im crying. Coming into our house eating our Fruit Roll-Ups they dont speak the language I say we tell them to go back where they came from. Hes like, You cant say that. A transcript of the examination and interview follows. Im scaling down the side of my roof, scraping my knees. People who say they love you and are afraid of you at the same time. In one of the shows most poignant moments, Minhaj describes a conversation he had with his father, who was recovering from major heart surgery. Door opens. Just saw my high school prom date in a Pizza Hut ad. #throwback. Im going to do that, then Ill come home. And I did a set at the Comedy Store. Im livid. Out of college. This is a real show about a white kid that gets slapped at a birthday party. And I was like, You knew my situation. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. Now the ball is in our court, were going to be bigoted? Which is terrifying to say. Hes like, Hanson, this is not funny. He walks over to the board, he pulls it down. Off with his head! Like a god-damn emperor. You endure racism, and if it doesnt cost you your life, pay it. And I know the older generation doesnt like those jokes. Youre going to fight with your parents, and theres a finite number of hands you can play. Every day I walk past their building during lunch. Late at night on AIM, back and forth, back and forth You guys dont know this. A blank stare. But when youre white and youre playing the video game of life, and your avatar is white, you just get asked less questions along the way. So Im looking in the trees, the bushes I look back in the middle of the street, my dad is in the middle of the road sweeping glass out of the road like he works at a barbershop. Im like, No! Then I hear [sings Daily Show theme] I know that voice. Take the ring, Sam. The movie is done in eight minutes. Im like, Uh Racist Randy wants that red sauce. Your brain can be racist, but your body will just betray you. And, like, Seema was that chick, you guys. I got on Facebook, I got super cocky. And then immediately behind my mom, is this little br0wn girl with a mushroom cut. Boom! Thats one less letter than the entire alphabet. His story may be different than yours, but were all here together in, as Minhaj describes it, this fair and lovely world., Homecoming King So make up your mind. In a weird way that brings us together, and we have to do everything together. Now, its just kind of liberating. Lets move on to Aisha., One day I get an email from my manager. This is bullshit. You get it, right? His brother is like, Im fucked. Thank you for the opportunity. I tucked that turtle head back in my butt. Her family is Hindua point of contention for Minhajs Muslim family. We rally the troops, Me, Mom, Dad, Aisha, we get in the Camry, were driving to my fiances house. I dont got to change who I am? Listen, I would love to give you some tix, but were going to be taking a lot of photos tonight, and I dont think youd be a good fit. Send that shit! But we had those first secrets. Turn left. Then he turns right, and Im like, Home Depot? Everybodys wondering. So Im, like, Yeah, what happened? Looking at her. Good job. No! 10 Surprising Facts About Hasan Minhaj (1) FTD Facts. We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. All we had was that stolen moment in my driveway. Address. But there was one bright spot, this girl named Bethany Reed. Slapping is important. She runs up to me and hugs me. Its Guantanamo of the mind. The prompter guy: What are you doing? I got this. I had it all memorized. So my dad marries my mom, they come to the States, they have me, in Davis, California, but my mom has to go back to India to finish up med school. So the first eight years, it was just me and my dad. Phone rings. Thank you. Br0wn Mr Miyagi, just, like, not saying a word. And now Im sweating through my suit. [laughter] My dad did not give a shit about any of this identity stuff. I love you! Youre the color of poop. Thats memory number one. I see you getting mad. with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. And I know 9/11 is a super touchy subject. Anda juga bisa memberi kami like dan melakukan share ke media sosial sebagai bentuk dukungan terhadap kami, agar kami makin bersemangat menyajikan Koleksi Film Sub Indo. So easy. The British are going to talk shit about us. All rights reserved. These cookies do not store any personal information. When you think of a traditional comedy show, you might think of a single microphone, a spotlight, a cup of water, and a brick wall that a comedian stands in front of to deliver a string of jokes. The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer. Thats my bike. Thank you. This aint Jodhaa Akbar. Have you ever been trapped by the time you live in? Ten bucks. But, but you have to write another original piece. And you know, time has passed, and I dont really think about that day. They wheel him into surgery and I hand the clipboard to the doctor. And he reaches in, and pulls out a beautiful, blue BMX bike. Just to see her one last time. Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester (2022) - full transcript Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events. Stop imagining her having sex with Rajesh Rengatramanajananam. Get in the Camry. The immigrant car of choice. Forty-four-and-a-half presidents are white. Bethany, do you know why Im here? When the familys car windows were smashed, Minhaj reacted with anger, while his father calmly swept up the glass and said, These things happen and these things will continue to happen. It was a defining moment where Minhaj realized the large gap separating him from his fathers generationhis father saw racism as part of an American Dream tax, while Minhaj, born in America, had the audacity of equality., This gap surfaces again when Minhaj is introducing his family to his eventual wife. Do you ever see your parents, and you see the mortality in them? Dad had a heart attack. My dad had just suffered a quintuple bypass. I get a call. I cant die. Bethany Reed. Okay. Comic Hasan Minhaj of "The Daily Show" shares personal stories about racism, immigrant parents, prom night horrors and more in this stand-up special. Im standing there. Immigrants slap your face and bruise your soul. Go be president. Serendipitously, it. I had to bring it back here. Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. I was like, Hey! Arden. So big. This has, um This has been a very good year for me. She has this look of concern. Oh, 15,000 miles. I sent it. I was like, What? Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. When you see someone from your past, all of a sudden, youre that age again. Stop marching. Bill Maher is like, These Muslims, 85 percent of them hate our freedom. How is this possible? At that age, thats a lot. Therefore I will grant your wish. Minus all the unconditional love. My mom and dad are arguing in Hindi. Its not asking for a co-sign. The set went viral. Its like phones connected to the land. You walk in: What language are you guys speaking? Im, like, Maybe this is bigger than me. Just like, Ah. And Id look at him and be like, Oh, man. What Homecoming King feels like is a memoir come to life. Theyre going to fuck! No, were not! Nothing. She used to call me on my phone. My dads like, When the visa comes through. When the visa comes through.. Log kya kahenge? I hope she has a good personality. Mr Reed can give you a ride home. And I was like, No, I have my bike. And I just biked home and played Mario Kart. Your courage to do whats right has to be greater than your fear of getting hurt. Hes like, Thats a good point. You fucking dune coon. MCAT, DAT, youre going to the Caribbean, its a wrap. Homecoming King has the vibe of a dinner-party story by your funniest friend and focuses on Minhaj's family backstory and upbringing in California, where his parents moved from India. Are you kidding me? This paper aims to explore the humour discourses of American Muslim standup comedians in response to Islamophobia in the post 9/11 era. Look at that face. Spray on the Michael Jordan cologne. In that moment, I let it go. This show is awesome! Weve been warring for centuries. Its a generational thing. Hasan Minhaj in 2016. First grade. And then you have the audacity to be, like, Hey, why are you so melodramatic? Because I went to war for you. He goes, I dont think we should do this. Every immigrant father feels like if they brought you to the US Happy Birthday. Can I ask him the question? Hes like, Okay, Alice. Like a fucking G! Minhaj's, 'Homecoming King', is a public discourse which is reaching out to large crowds and making them aware about the life of the immigrant families, several societal norms, current governmental policies, differences in race, power and literacy. Dude, we did that to the Japanese. Theyre a clich. With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. We sit down. The 72-minute show, which Minhaj originated as a one-man off-Broadway show in 2015, is an energetic piece of storytelling that is a comedic but insightful reflection on Minhaj's experience of growing up "brown" in America. I cant say anything. But you know we were 18, right? Shes slim. But my mom, shes very controlling. So Ill see you Monday, right?. Mom walks through. Out here, killing it. Anybody br0wn, we popped out here, we made it. (1977) The Alamo: (1936, 1960 & 2004) The Alamo . I couldnt believe it. I still cant understand some of you. Im a mere mortal. Im walking back and forth in my shitty one-bed apartment, like, Im going to die here. And its amazing how racism will always happen to you when you need it the most. Im blessed. Let me know when youre in New York. To which I reply, abso-f*cking-lutely. Now, against the advice of my therapist I go on Facebook, because she has a public profile. Dad goes, Put on Indian clothes. Im like, Alright. Jon Stewart saw your tape. Hasan Minhaj: Every generation is defined by a great struggle or tragedy. Im the cure for racism. God is laughing at me. Here you go, Aisha. He looks at me. This is America. Just the two of us trying to make it in America. Run it with me. Were walking down the hallway, and I see all these photos of the old correspondents that came before me. And Aisha senses it. Cheese! So even if you never want to talk to me ever again, Ill always be rooting for you. You know how you carry hatred in your heart about people in your past? Whatever. Why dont you ask me the question, then Ill ask Hasan? Thats the way our parents are. Id eaten off their plates, kissed their daughter. And I dont know why I get to Kaiser and run upstairs. I hear a voice. Roll call was a problem. Pizza Hut new big pizza sliders are here. Thirty years ago in a town in India, population 990,000 thats a small town my dad heard a buzz in the streets about this woman named Seema, my mom. Hello, headliner. I hear thud, thud, thud outside. How many times behind closed doors do we complain about racism in our community? Minhaj asks. No, no were not. I look at her, Please dont say anything. She says nothing, like a G. [laughter] Bell rings. Sweetie, we love you, we think youre great. you move on to different chapters of your life. There has been extensive research on how American Muslim standup comedy evolved through time, audience perception Its beautiful, the sun is setting, its one of those gorgeous evenings. The Closer is Chappelle's sixth and final special under his 2016 deal with Netflix, with the other five being Deep in the Heart of Texas . Come to New York. [makes crushing sounds]. Alright, you guys are all killing it academically but I want you to know there is more to life than just getting into UC Berkeley. One kid was like, I know, getting into Stanford. Hes like, No, you have to live a life worth talking about, which is why Im making it mandatory for everyone in this class to go to prom. Im like, All 30 of us? The starring, who is also the writer of the video, Hasan Minhaj grows up in an India American Muslim background. The bike goes left, I go right. Mom, Dad, a school friend is coming over. I was like, Build that wall. I was like a little Republican. No more birthdays. Be proud. You know we dont end up this far. He shakes my hand. I could feel it, like hed slapped me in a previous life. And now Mrs Reeds like, Hey, honey, we know so much about Bethany, but we dont know anything about you. Were going home. I walk out the door, but then I hear a voice. Alright, so so this airs during March Madness. Oh, hello. Coming Soon. Kids start getting dates. Get him married before she changes her mind. She stepped up. Popping out of your mom is like real estate. 2021 Scraps from the Loft. 8.2. Hindus and Muslims. Crush our enemies.. Its real. In his 2017 stand-up special, Minhaj introduced himself and his . I really believe love is bigger than fear. Fuck them. Damn them. I gave you the first ride. And Im looking down at her, and Im like, Man Im being a dick. Like, this whole time I was looking for acceptance from Cody, Corey and Cole [laughter] and I had it right here this entire time.
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