Chapter 1: The Netherworld. CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. OTHO: Please! Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? THE MAITLANDS: (ghostly.) : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. LYDIA: The ghosts! The new musical had originally been slated to end its run on June 6, but the show was . MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. Fuck Brigadoon. DELIA: Wait, Charles, are you breaking up with me? A toast to my father and his all important business! This is exciting! Upgrade to PRO | Smule Social Singing Karaoke app. Cuz, shed love this! Its time for Americas favorite game show! Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. Lydia stopped short in the doorway, then began to laugh. ADAM: You away from her! Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. Pluslearn to throw your voice! ADAM: I never even used this and then I felt bad that I never used it. Because I too am attracted to Mr. Beetlejuice. LYDIA: What? It couldve been bad! Fine, you wanna be together? I never said-, LYDIA: You never say ANYTHING! SO WE MIGHT AS WELL WALK THROUGH SOME WALLS, 'CAUSE ADAM, WE'RE READY AS WE'LL EVER GET, I GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTSIDE MY COMFORT ZONE. He was fast! Eh, it was worth a shot. Maxie Dean loves shrimp! Its like a green card thing! CHARLES: Thats because Im trying to Delia, do your job please, life coach her. We don't currently have any monologues from Beetlejuice . LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? OKAY! You and me, were not that different. Uh, maybe I should answer for her, okay? The Maitlands: More Boring Than Brigadoon Thats right, I said it. Because I dont think we can. And speaking of, right on time! You are the sun. You know, socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. My names not Otho! I- Im your father. My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! Home Explore Songbook Top Artists Groups Apps Get VIP. Now I just need to convince Maxie Dean. Maybe the most haunting thing about "Beetlejuice," the new musical version of the 1988 Tim Burton movie that is having its world premiere at the National Theatre, is the creepy feeling of . to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!". BEETLEJUICE See, this is what life is. And I want everyone here to know it. The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! BARBARA: THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE DARN ECONOMY, ADAM AND BARBARA: READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. (laughs) Hell do it. So this is what you get! Couple of five-star reviews. I meant to say. LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! SPIN! I WANT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, OR IM DONE TAKE ME WHERE MY SOUL CAN RUN, OR ILL BE IN MY BEDROOM WAKE ME WHEN IM TWENTY-ONE, WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME. LYDIA: Im not going back! we have to go home! LYDIA: I want you to stay. Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. Just put me in the game. I dont know what I did. Im going to the Netherworld! Check it out, Lydia! And such a bold departure from the original source material! Not answering! BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! Its the one room in the house thats still ours! Its about love! Were going to live here! I havent always been such a good mother. BARBARA: Thats so strange, Its not hot. Then you won't believe how far I'll go. 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. BEETLEJUICE: Wow! "Spirit" in Fantasy Monologues for Young Actors . LYDIA: He doesnt see me either. You said no Ink Spots on this vacation! ADAM: I know, I know, me too. Im sorry its kind of a mess. BEETLEJUICE: Back off, Mom! Im sorry everybody. ADAM: My whole life flashed before my eyes! Now Charles, weve not yet discussed my fee. Thats the rule. Some of the changes in the musical also seem to be influenced by Beetlejuice, the animated series. I call it The Soulbox. Welcome to our model home. DELIA: AH! BEETLEJUICE: Sorry, kid. Lydia: I am alone. Keep it coming gentleman! If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Beetlejuice: "MacKenzie #1" in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s . It sayswe should draw a door. ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! And he's to blame. But hes my monster. ADAM: Wed love it! IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? CHARLES: What? LYDIA: Yeah. Sayonara. BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. My first name is Lawrence. In the world of the dead? Oldest trick in the book! So much poise! Your dad cant see us. And choosing the people you wanna share it with! LYDIA: WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST TEN SIMPLE AND SWEET, EVERYWHERE, FELLAS WOULD STARE OUT ON THE STREET, LYDIA: NOW ONE OF 'EM LOVES ME, WANTS TO BE MINE, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY, MY CREEPY OLD GUY, BARBARA/DELIA: GIRLS MAY SEEM DISGUSTED, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST SHY, BEETLEJUICE: I AM OLDER, BUT I'M GLAD I WAITED, ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY. This. LYDIA: What? BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? Im not going anywhere! Our countdown includes scenes from "Beetlejuice", "School Daze", "Grease 2" and more! . Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. MISS ARGENTINA: DID YOU EVEN READ THE HANDBOOK? I love old books. (ADAM kisses BEETEJUICE. Theyre gonna be my new best friends! Maybe nothing has to change. But thats only because I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! Then you will know that I am no longer . Get the shrimp! (a beat.) CHARLES: Lydia, in twenty-four hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family. THE MAITLANDS: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE? ), ADAM: Somebody do something! Lydia, right now you are redirecting anger and deflecting pain and other terms I learned in my training. BEETLEJUICE: WOO! Big beautiful brains. We want to help you! All ganging up against the mean lady from hell! ADAM: Well this just says Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. WE'RE MORE THAN DETRITUS WE'RE FINALLY ALIVE! It bridged the cultural gap between the cult movie and the studio movie, making a genre-movie quirkiness acceptable to the mainstream." New York Times film critic Glenn Kenny 3 And its not fair, you know? LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? BARBARA: So, now what? Beetle..(bj covers her mouth) BJ: She's a little nervous. We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards! For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. LYDIA: Im gonna use it to bring my mom back from the Netherworld. Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. ADAM: Oh! Girl, just say it three times in a row. Were still in our house, all our stuff is here! Yup, thats the one. LYDIA: Mother nearest, heart how dearest. God, why cant he just leave me alone? Its not a real marriage. LYDIA: What? ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. Antics ensue. LYDIA: I had a change of heart. Wait come back! YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. Lets find out! CHARLES: HELLO! Well that wouldve been good to know. OH! ), THEY'LL NEVER GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. Did I hear the dinner bell? LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! FORESHADOWING. Yes, I love that man of mine. On stage, however, "Beetlejuice" stakes a convincing claim for itself and presents a case for how much just plain fun theater can be when it's done this well. Uh, hey! BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. Who knows what hes done to Lydia! BARBARA: Yeah! 3."My whole life is a dark room. CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. Lets chop off his head. Broadway's "SCREAMINGLY GOOD FUN!" (Variety) musical comedy is now haunting houses all across the country!Based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film, BEETLEJUICE tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing for stripes. Promise me we can talk about her. BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! Beetlejuice DC Script - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free. CHARLES: LOOK AT ME! ADAM: What the heck did they do to our house? Before Juno sees you. Now lets hurry up and leave this god forsaken house. And that is why you need me! Ugh, classic Maitlands. ADAM: I have an idea! LYDIA: Well, Im not going with them! Smash. BEETLEJUICE: So then, I was like Lets do this! Im the perfect person to help you battle your ghost. (DELIA screams.) 119. Were not like you! But we just have to hold onto each other and live through it. I thought she was talking about us. Barbara, put her there now put her here, OWWWWW! Adorable! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah? If you're a fan of Beetlejuice the Musical on Broadway, then you probably know Elizabeth Teeter. BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. Lydias vision was right! Can I bring her back? Source: . The two of you need to hire me right now. If you would like to give a public . This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! Except, this one year we tried to do a classic horror theme. CHARLES: You think this is what I want? From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! ANY GHOST CAN DO THAT IN LESS THAN ONE LESSON. First time haunting your own genuine haunted house, and youre a natural. All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. Both movie and musical have the same bones, yet there are many differences that change everything from minor details to major motivations. Knock three times. (Instrumental with screams layered as BEETLEJUICE is unleashed.). From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. Theyre in the room with us. First published Apr 06, 2020. Lydia: i can't change anything. Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. This house is actually pretty interesting. BARBARA: This is the first nice moment weve had sincesince we died. The man next to me Is this it? BARBARA: But were invisible. Let me point you to the right page. CHARLES: No, you have failed. JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. The musical may still be called Beetlejuice; but, this time around, Lydia's the star. ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) Im sorry I just couldnt help myself. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. L: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. LYDIA: We made a good team! These are the biggest changes that . LYDIA: I dont know how! Step 4: Select a monologue. Now rise, and be released from death! Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). Please, forgive me! Drink it, or throw it out! WHY DO YOU POLISH YOUR CRIB WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A KID? He was already dead. I brought you a pie?! I cant see! I mean you saw these schmucks up here. ALL GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, BEETLEJUICE: AHHHHHHH!! CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! Now, we dont have a lot of time. Delilah BEETLEJUICE: We didnt hang out much, Charles! Maxie Dean will be here for dinner in two days. NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! New meat! You have sealed my fate with your betrayal. LYDIA: Dad! 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