For the shoes to see themselves, cause youcant. Then I do. Can you imagine that Thomas Edison is there and the Wright brothers and Is the guy who sliced the bread here? Yeah. [crowd laughs] [claps] Youll notice the difference in as littleas 48 hours. Andy Lassner: (06:14) Ellen was introduced by Tulane president Scott Cowen. No. Hes got dandruff. The ladder is an adult purchase if you really think about it. Thats not important. "The truth is, I always trust my . Commencement: common, and cement, common cement. Oh. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Is that okay? In 2010, she was a judge on American Idol for its ninth season. Ellen Degeneres: (03:42) Yes. Hum. -Ill get the asparagus. These cookies do not store any personal information. And I wantedto understand this. Im full, I ate in the bathroom. I was so angry atfleas and I was like And I just thoughtthey must do something because I do trulybelieve that everything in nature works together. Thank you very much! You leave the bathroom to go back to yourtable. Ellen DeGeneres didn't grow up thinking that she'd be a pioneer in the fight for LGBTQ equal rights and visibility. Ellen Degeneres: (00:51) And when we see signs like that we think that means that were on the right path which by the way, we are all on a path. Cause I used to writeall the time. If its anything like the first month, Im going to be eating like 40 pieces of cake for no reason and only change my socks twice. This performance video featuring comic Ellen DeGeneres gets a simple treatment for its release on DVD. But that's exactly where she found herself in 1997 when she broke out of the professional closet she'd inhabited since becoming a standup comic. Read the transcript of "Ellen Degeneres: Relatable" (2018). Want to walk it like a dog, yeah You don't have a barrel or anything like that? I just think when something istalked about and when you seerepresentatives of whatever the subjectis it demystifies it. So I have a step ladder, but I love it just the same, I do. There are so many different types of jobs. Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that It's all on Hulu. Delicious, as a matter fact but when I went into the bathroom I was all alone. Nobody was in there. Im gonna go curl up and read a good book like You dont curl up for a magazine, you dont curl up for Although, when I read the paper I curl up in the fetal position now, thats Thats for sure. So I try to keep everything and use everything except for when ketchup gets down to that part where it starts makingthat noise, Ill throw it out because theres no need in keeping it when itmakes that noise. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah Theyre missing outon music that they could be flying and then getting down on the you know. I was younger than that I think Michael Jackson was in NewOrleans and I was so I heard where he was, that what street he was on and so, Ichased, I didnt chase. A famously awkward interview clip of actress Dakota Johnson calling out TV host Ellen Degeneres resurfaced on Wednesday as fans joke that Johnson caused the show's demise. You know that. Side effects may include: Loss of family, loss of friends, unemployment., Yep, unemployment is a side effect. And [crowd laughs] So I was excited by celebrities. [crowd claps] But I do love these expressions. And I think because my mother told me she was rocking me when I was a little baby and we went over backwards and I thought, how fast do you have to berocking a baby? They stabbed at it with their sword. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? It took three years for me to get back ontelevision. We put someone in a box so, you know I think everyone thinksthat all celebrities live exactly the same. We know that now. And Andy knows this, I actually get asked every year to give commencement speeches, but theyre usually during the week and I cant do it because its the same time that I tape the show. I dont know, I just dont I put it in there. Thats Thats my Happy Birthday fist right there. Thats very cool, and look where you are now, huh? We saw the first wave of disapproval after DeGeneres attempted to rehabilitate the . Whenever we passsomeone going slow we have to see what they look like. That was I wish that was a joke, but its not. I kinda had to tone it down a little bit, I had to dress differently. You know. She also launched a lifestyle brand, ED Ellen DeGeneres, which comprises a collection of apparel, accessories, home, baby, and pet items. At the starting of the week Ellen DeGeneres is going home, again. I have a lot of ladders I have a six-foot, I have an eight-foot I have the extension, the 20-foot aluminum. But the only memory, I have a couple ofmemories when we would go to a gasstation when I was a little girl. But I didnt know what I was gonna do and my life changed when I was 21 yearsold and my girlfriend at the time was killed in a car accident And I passed the accident., it had just happened. And some signs are easier to spot than others. Everybodys fine with that. Ellen DeGeneres is apologizing to her staff in the wake of allegations that her talk show fosters a toxic environment. Birds it turns out, love music. Update this biography But And its a wonderful thing, it is, but heres the downside I can never do anything unkind, ever now,ever. He had a thing in his mouth that he played when he played guitar. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (1,088) 7.6 60min 2003 X-Ray 7+ Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. Thats [crowd laughs] Sliced bread really came about In 1928 somebody decided to slice it, in 1928. Im going down back in stay there for a little while.. No, deathly allergic. -No, not at all. Like were holding on to things that we dont need to hold on to that we should let go of. I dont think thats a good thing. Her parents divorced when she was 16 years old. Maybe theyre transporting a bowl ofsoup. Yeah, they really made it known that celebrities wear something and I remember, Charlton Heston came to town and I was four years old and everybody was crowdingaround trying to get a good look at Charlton Heston. All rights reserved. Yeah, I really do. Ellen DeGeneres has officially danced down the aisles for the last time. But unfortunately, most of the country is social distancing, a lot of graduation ceremonies have been canceled, if not all, I think. if you lookback at the first season. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up And the haters are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate. Id never done comedy before and but Istarted thinking, well, it would ring fora long time its a big place and then hed put meon hold because hes a busy guy and Onward Christian Soldiers would play but it was live, not a tape and Im not gonna do the whole thing. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. Oh my God, I have so much anxiety. Still Oh, thank you. The performance is in English, with no multiple language options included. [crowd laughs] [claps] If I have to do that, thats good. I had fame, I had money, I had everything that I thought that was important. The talk show was put on pause after Ellen tested positive for COVID-19. I was hoping for more of a really. But it was really. It does get better. You know, like, were gonna go home later that night lying in bed talking: I still cant get over that waiter. I had gotten to the point where it was more important for me to feel proud of who I was and live my truth than worry about what other people thought of me. If youre graduating from college, Im so impressed. Do you know why a chicken coop only has two doors? If you look at the commercials that areon the air, most every commercial is forsome type of medicine, some kind of pill and I dont knowif youve noticed it the medicine commercials The side effectsare so long that the people on the commercial are running out of activities. Ellen Degeneres: (07:31) Im not sure. And Thats when you grow. Im laying on the sofa, I have my phone. I love to drive and I like to drive fast and Im safe, but I do like to go fast and so slow drivers irritate me, because theyre goingso slow and lets be honest. This hour-long special focused on everyday situations, as DeGeneres put it: modern life and other inconveniences. Speech-to-Text API for pre-recorded audio, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition engine. I swore I'd never used them again, but desperate times calls for desperate jokes. DUSS with my boo bae, tastes like . Fine dining. -Hows the dining? 2. El libro esta en la biblioteca. ELLEN DEGENERES: THE BEGINNING (2000) - Full Transcript January 10, 2018 talks about everything from the world of insects to mundane shampoo bottle directions to being caught by the highway patrol wearing nothing but a leather harness, captain's hat & paddle on the road. Heres something that Ive learned that I hope I can help with. Yep, I like these, Im gonna get these. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up They just put the room in the air. Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. I thought either this is gonna be the worst joke Ive ever written or the best. People see me, whenever they see me anywhere, theyre like: Dance Ellen, dance. And Im like Im getting a mammogram. So I get downstairs and my friend isstill down wandering around in thehallway and Im like: What are you still doing here? And hes like: Im lost. And Im like: Ohmy God. How many times have I shown you the frontdoor? Jesus broke bread. Thank you. I mean People werent talking about dandruff. I had no job, I had no car, no money. I That could be right for you. And now, I saw an advertisementfor a pill that stops headaches andmigraines before they start. High school graduation was my favorite graduation ceremony. But the fine dining. 4. Sorry about that. This is ridiculous. And hum So Im sitting in the solarium eating mybreakfast and I was on my third or fourth bite of cutepineapple that Batu was feeding me and I said: Batu, Im not hungry, Ive lost my appetite. [crowd laughs] For Petes sake! Who is Pete, and why are we doing everything for his sake? Its usually a Prius, isnt it? Im not just a spokesperson, Im a gay. https://www.scripts.com/writer/ellen_degeneres/5244. Its I said: I have three dogs. Thats not that long ago. This beautiful young girlis gone and fleas are here. Not bad . Its like Little holes everywhere, you think: Whos gonnato see it? This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. Jen Aniston has dry eye. Its like, a whole bodega is set upin there. Ellen Degeneres: (05:38) Yep. I mean all throughout history, no one sliced it? I graduated high school Im still lost I just was doing anything to pay rent and I shucked oysters, and I sold vacuumcleaners and I worked for a landscapingcompany I was a waiter, which by the way I thinkeveryone should wait tables at least oncein their life. Anyway, it turns out that its May, in case you lost track out there. I mean everybody warned me. I dont think she did. Trulicity? Yep. [claps] When we try on shoes theres a little tiny mirror on the ground. Yep, you could get that for sure. You say: Id like to try those on a size six. They come out with boxes. Take a left at the gift shop, and that is the front door. I think people have a tendency We look atsomebody and we decide we know all aboutthem. Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. The best shoe for you to wear is a cowboyboot. She had a gawky, tomboyish persona, but her fans seemed to have no trouble seeing. And I can only imagine the fires that she mightve had to put out to put parents at ease and also know that I didnt have any training coming into it, but I appreciate whatever the potential this she saw in me was. And the green beans on the side. I think youre doing a great job. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. Do you have anything to say to the Did you graduate college? Thats Theres hair in it already and you just Now, its like, its grown. But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement. Back that ass up Goodbye. [claps] So I had to go buy new shoes with hardersoles and when I was trying on shoes, I realized, when we try on shoes we do things were never gonna do in them. Im good. [crowd claps], Thats a job, there are so many jobs when you think aboutit. Why do you care where I get my protein? I have a good job. And then I danced the second day too good and then the third And I was locked in, I was the dancer. Ive decided, its the best. Thats who we are, you know. [crowd claps] If I have a gold bar laying around Ill takethe gold bar. On Wednesday, embattled comedian Ellen DeGeneres confirmed that she'll end her eponymous talk show after next season. -Thats how we do it, dont know. Im not really vegan, I say it for the joke. Yeah, thats very clever and very fresh, and.. Well, thats wonderful hearing thatfrom you. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. DeGeneres' stand-up success led to her own sitcom, "Ellen," which aired from 1994-1998. Nobodys worried about talking about dandruff anymore, you know. I had to wear necklaces, crazy things, really. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. Because it is when I realized how strong I was. And my dad put me onhis shoulders to get a better look at him cause you know how four-year-olds loveCharlton Heston. Her name is Brenda [Akin-Rambo 00:07:00]. Theres a squirrel. But just in the last year or two for no reason, really. The next year she received two Emmy Award nominations for her stand-up comedy special Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now. Every time wed go get a dollars worth of gas so Im like: Just fill it up once, just And Ilook back now and Im like: Oh, we were poor. Thats why. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. [crowd laughs] Ill bring some books, Ill read for sure. I mean [crowd laughs] I refuse to be a barbarian anymore. I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Dont applaud for that. I love that expression. I used to work out a lot. With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. You know, theyll be like: I dont know if I should be in this relationship. Because looking back on it, I was the only dude and I was a senior in high school trying to try out for an all-girl dance team. "If it has lifted you up when you're in a period of some type of pain, some type of sadness . Ellen DeGeneres' Celebrity Supporters and Detractors Which appeared to be news to Ellen. She opens the show with an obligatory . Ellen DeGeneres trying to convince us that her show is ending because of lack of creativity, when we know it's Dakota Johnson who ended it. No cant have the chicken. I was really like, you know, and like I said Do you wanna finishlaughing? The Suspiria actor made that much very clear in her Nov. 27 appearance on The Ellen Show. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway? Yeah, I cant, When Im in traffic, heres the thing. [crowd claps] Unless youre lost in the woods and you see a path. Its like, now, theres anything you couldpossibly want in the bathroom. Fair use is permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Like, soldiers with swords, theyre putting their swords down so they could grab bread and gnaw on it, like They probably took a stab at it which is where that expression came from. Thats good. Ellen Degeneres: (00:19) [crowd laughs] [claps] Where do you get your riboflavin? Its hard to be vegan. OK. First one is from 1984 jazzercise class I took. The 62-year-old daytime talk show host returned to TV Monday after a summer plagued by a toxic-work-environment scandal. But I said: What do I do about that? He said: Nothing. Ellen Degeneres: (02:51) Actress Lea Thompson, who is perhaps best . If you wanna see how happy I am, if youll zoom in on my fist there. Girl, who is you playin wit? So my entire childhood, I never had a vaccination, never had any medicine. You dont know why someones going slow. By the way, all right, listen to this joke. In November 2019,. Heathens. He was popular, too. You commonly see cement on sidewalks. Add English on-screen subtitles for videos. It was my senior year of high school. I just started eating a piece of fish once in a while and Ill eat eggs from chickens that I know. Theyre looking at me, and Im looking atthem and I get back in the car and I pull around. Web. -How long youve been doing it? Im gonna prescribe you pot and a pet.. Its And it was raining for a long time before we got there like a month before we got there and so it was really muddy and theres like stinging thistles and all kinds of brush everywhere that youve got somebody hacking away with a machete and youre trying to get through and sometimes you had to crawl this far under, were sinking in the mud like, to our knees and three hours up the mountain at some point, I was like, to me There are going to be bad times in life, like whats happening right now. -Thank you. Youre worried that someones gonna know and so, it is on your mind, so subconsciously were aware of that. We keep things we all keep things that are, you know, I dont like to waste things. Your email address will not be published. She was ashamed. I turned 60 in January and [crowd claps] So, for my birthday this year my wife, Portia, gave me the most amazing gift. But I would say, follow your dream First of all, I thought you did a great job, but follow your dreams. DeGeneres later returned to the Nemo franchise with the 2016 sequel, Finding Dory. She may not be gay anymore, I dont know. Does she still have the cats? We wanna grow, we wanna feel good about ourselves we wanna feel proud of who we are Were all the same. One, two a day. And where are my softball coaches at? And for the gentleman? Squirrels live in trees. But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. I just [crowd claps] Ill buy a new car, I dont care. I had a dream that I was holding a baby finch, like a little precious bird and it was my pet and I put it back in its cage which was this beautiful multi-tiered bamboo cage and the bird became me, when it went into the cage and all of a sudden it realized that it was up against the window all alone, and the window was open and the bars were wide enough for the bird to fly out. What time of day is good for a lesbian? So [claps] Yeah, and then I get on the air in the first season. You goaround them and show them how they shouldbe driving and then you hit a red light. Clearly, shes crazy. Ellen Degeneres: (00:27) Theres a teacher I want to give a special shout out to. Oh boy. Transcribe your audio files to find high-impact insights in minutes. Now Id like to talk to you aboutgay. Alright, so you would like someone to goin with you? We all had to have a tall friend to reach things for us. We do We have a tendency to stereotype people. Thats some good marketing right there, isntit? [message received noise] [crowd laughs] I send her this. And I thought I'd see you before the show started. Id like to give a shout out to the Funky Chicken. "Ellen DeGeneres" Scripts.com. Back that ass up We dont try socks on because we trust Because the size is so Its likesize three through 11. Now when you fly, its like I mean yourewalking down the aisle to your seat,which is you know 10B or whatever it is Its like Noahs Ark. Have you dined with us before? Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah Please, change. And the light doesnt change so theyjust creep up alongside of you. And my dad told me to know the truthand I said: Well the truth is My bone is exposing its material-self to the material world. And I was laying there and I justcouldnt believe It was the first person I everlost that I loved I was just how isthis possible? [crowd claps] Theyve got the coexist bumper sticker on theback listening to NPR knitting a hemp scarf If I see a Prius going fast, Im like: Good for you! I dont know why it is. I heard he was coming to the party. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on . But I didnt realize that until I had this dream. I dont need anything. OK. No, thank you. And, so when I was offered this talk show I was really excited about it, but they were trying to sell the talk show and a lot of people didnt wanna buy it because no one thought theyd watch. Throughout the years, Ellen . I dont know if thats true. Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything? 0:50. Bread has been around forever. She has authored four books and started her own record company, Eleveneleven, as well as a production company, A Very Good Production. The Ellen DeGeneres Show, I thought it was somewhat entertaining, but not enough to make a habit out of watching the show. Andy Lassner: (00:50) Libary. Shake it off.. Maybe its right for Ive gardened. You were helping us for a minute there. I was vegan for 8 years and I really do believe that is great for you. Now, she's addressing them directly about her decision to end . Some of the restaurants are trying to figure out how to help vegans. I roll it real tight. So its been 15 years since Ive donestand-up and when I decided to do thisspecial a friend of mine was at my house and I told him: Im going to do stand upagain. And he said: Really? And I said: Yeah. I didnt have waterproof clothes, I didnt have waterproof shoes I didnt have the right things. And for you? I was told that today is Teacher Appreciation Day. Oh, and the hummus was good. If I go in there and if I dont have any money on me and theyretrying to hand me the towel I feel like: No, thank you. No, thats not what you do. Its the news, without the news. The guest list for the final show. The same people who lovedme, overnight, just hated me. Shes your friend, shes my friend. You know, how people are, and I said: I gotta get going. I mean social media is I think theres good things about it obviously and we canreach a lot of people and the world is more connected now but we dont talkanymore, our phones never if our cell phone rings Whos calling me, who would? You know, I found, Portia and I, on a Sunday afternoon. You can tell its May because people are wearing floral print face masks. Mazel tov. After nearly two decades The Ellen DeGeneres Show is coming to an end. 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